Common things that go through the mind of a public speaker and his listeners. Well at least in my mind.
Listener: I don’t understand a thing he’s talking about.
Speaker: I can’t understand anything I’m talking about.
L: And why is he laughing? It’s not even funny!
S: And why are they smiling and giggling. It’s not supposed to be a joke!
L: This guy is going round and round in circles. I better take a nap.
S: I must be a bore since almost everyone is sleeping.
S: And in conclusion…(thank god!)
L: Finally! Thank god!